Archive for August, 2005

Death of the Courtesy Flush

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

My friend Charlie is very upset with bathroom trends. He feels that technology is working against us. I have always been a proponent of technology, so his feelings alarmed me.

Here’s to You, Mrs. Robinson

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Graduation went well. We were supposed to arrive at 6:00 p.m., but due to various reasons (traffic, lazyness) I arrived at 6:50.


Friday, August 5th, 2005

I lost some hair, but gained a pillow.