Yes, I Do Follow Basketball
And there you have it. The NBA Finals are over, and the Miami Heat have reigned supreme over the Dallas Mavericks. What a relief. Now normally I would root for Dallas, being from Texas. But not while Mark Cuban is in charge. That guy is such a shower1. So, hats off to Dwayne Wade, and yes, even you, Shaq. After losing two games, the Heat came back to win four-straight. Sucks for that Hasselhoff-loving werewolf.
We didn’t go down town.
I guess the Spurs are going to keep alternating years for their championships. Head coach Greg Popovich has wasted no time in trading Rasho “The Puncher” Nesterovic for two guys from Toronto. One is a big man who can knock down three-pointers. The other is a veteran forward. I think it’s a good trade, but it always hurts a little bit when we lose one of our guys.
- “Shower” in French is douche.